First of all, why do you want to contact me? But if you do, know that I don’t live on email and maybe you ought to consider responding to one of my posts instead. I check them more often.
Secondly, here is my email: email@example.com
Third, if you’ve landed on this page because Google sucks, then please go to the: Front Page for the post/articles. They will bore the living crap out of you if you can’t read or if you live in a dark, dank cave.
Fourth. There is no fourth. You read too much. Get a life.
Have a *bleeping* nice day.