There’s no meat on these bones, but fish as you please.
Recently, within the past few weeks, maybe a bit longer, Bytecoin.org has attempted or is attempting to make yet another comeback. Not unlike the comeback kid. And since I’m an avid crypto-junkie, having immersed myself in this sphere of innovation since Satoshi was wet behind the ears, I figured that a bit of advice is in order. If you feel Bytecoin is without sin, stop reading this blog now.
Why do I care? In my last life I caught bad guys. It’s in my nature I guess — to keep after them. And when some jerk wise-mouths me, like DStrangeM from Reddit did, well then, he has it coming.
In my last life I gathered the evidence, took the statements, pointed the gun, cuffed the perps, dragged them to jail, went to court and bled the blood. Not in that order of course, but it irks me, to say it nicely, when a bunch of alleged cryptocurrency developers — or those purporting to be thus — have the gall to cry foul when any regular citizen (me) asks for a smidgen of proof. They whine and moan. Why do you pee on my pump, they scream? It is always the same. Then again, in the back of my mind, that little voice asks, could they be innocent?
A new name has surfaced on the Bytecoin Reddit: Jenny Goldberg. No bio offered. She’s the “Community Manager” and BCN_official, we are advised, as of sixteen days ago. Her name does not appear on the Bytecoin.org website that I can find. (As indicated in the comments below — Goldberg’s name does appear on the Bytecoin.org Contact Page, just not under the Teto-Team page.)
Goldberg is on Reddit and I’m sure she’s on Telegram and Slack, but that does not verify that she has anything to with Bytecoin original Teto-Team — if said team ever really existed. It’s not even close to a confirmation, even if she will (or someone will) respond to emails sent to Contact@Bytecoin.org — which is the listed email for the Bytecoin.org webpage. Too easy to buy and sell email addresses these days — and websites.
Jenny offered this under the heading “BCN_Official”:
Dear BCN community,
My name is Jenny Goldberg and I’m the official BCN community manager
From this moment on, the official Bytecoin team will be making an effort to be more transparent to the community. We’ve been following all the activity in the community and we know you’ve been waiting for us to make a public statement. We see that there are lots of questions and we are now here to answer.
But firstly let me express my gratitude to all those enthusiasts who have made such valuable contributions to the development of BCN. We are so grateful for all the work put in by @Leogheo and BFB program team, @kinlakinla for the Bytecoin info page, @GaboCarranza and @sydney40 for Bytecointalk activity, @july for the Telegram channel, @boomworking for help with the design and @Camilo_Gil for your sincere appeal to our team. Thanks to the entire community for your trust and support even when you didn’t hear from us. Only with your support we were able to keep up our strength and continue working.
Just a few words about our history, Bytecoin is the first coin developed under the cryptonote protocol, but due to the fragmented nature of the community, BCN was forked a million times. You know that sometimes we were criticized for “slow development”, but the truth is that when the others were spending time on marketing, we were putting all our effort into enhancing the already existing cryptocurrency ecosystem.
In any case, we’re still here and we’re looking to grow. We would like to invite the best cryptographers, developers, bright minds and passionate hearts to join our BCN team to create absolutely new and exciting developments – get ready for the BCN of the new era. To ensure our success in this new era, we’ll need to support and trust each other and make our community even stronger.
Starting now, we are open for communication. Feel free to share your thoughts, bugs and features with us. Please send all feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get back to you asap. We will do our best to bring the best ideas to life.
Let’s start a new chapter of Bytecoin together!
The only other Admin name on the Reddit for BytecoinBCN is our illustrious DStrangeM, who is a bit miffed at me today. (Hi, DStrangeM! I’m Danesjold on Reddit, by the way…) We are not even certain if DStrangeM is the DStrange, as is mentioned on the Bytecoin.org website. And does it matter anyway?
There are so many twists and turns.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.
And just who is DStrange or DStrangeM? Good question. But don’t worry, they/he/she — has your fiscal interests at heart. Are you certain?
The Bytecoin_BCN Twitter feed suddenly became active after nearly a year in slumber. How does that make you feel? There was an April 25, 2016 tweet then silence, until July 28, 2017. Announcements indicated that there was now a Telegram Group and a Slack Channel. The thing is, we really don’t know if these new groups have anything to do with the original developers of Bytecoin.
There is also the Bytecoin.org Twitter feed with tweets beginning on January 14, 2017. Why are there two feeds like this? Which one is official? Both? Neither? Half and half?
There is also the new Bytecoin Trading Community (Exchange). I found this out by accident. A Redditor advised me. (Thanks.) Anyway, according to Scamadviser, the site is 68 days old. It’s ownership is hidden, but what do we expect from a “secret” coin, right? For now the site’s reputation is pending. In other words, we will see.
A bad bit of news which continues to slow down any real progress, is the Poloniex issue. They are, for all intents and purposes, blocking BCN deposits and withdrawals. This has been going on for some time…over a month. (Longer according to Goldberg.) I’ve yet to hear a clear reason why, other than the recent mining issue, when extra BCN were created by a bad actor. Bytecoin did not rollback the blockchain to “unsteal” the coins. And I am uncertain now, if Bytecoin ever really fixed the flaw. I will need some expert, disinterested party to confirm this. (Not DStrangeM.)
What is my take on all of this, having spent decades bringing scum to justice? That these guys — that the people listed on Bytecoin.org as the Teto-Team do not exist. They never have. Prove me wrong. Come forward. Just one of you. I dare you.
I assert that the CryptoNote.org website is a farce. Has always been a front. But the code…is good. Now doesn’t that rankle your spuds? Again, if I am wrong, correct me. I will gladly print a retraction. I will be your biggest fan, if you can clear the “air.”
But I expect no answer. There are no men in the room. Only fluffy pony had the gumption. (Inside joke. If you don’t get it, get out of crypto, yesterday.)
So where is Mr. Bytecoin?
Answer: We must keep our identities secret, the governments are after us.
In those immortal words: “That dog don’t hunt.”
Have a spine.
In the end, which is where I hope all the noobs don’t take it, Bytecoin’s past is biting the heck out of their backside. Read a few more of my posts here. Surf the net and catch a few really stinky byte-fish, before you get caught, in what I believe will be yet another sucker’s rally.
Or chance it and prove me wrong.
But, unlike John McAfee, I will not consume my privates, if Bytecoin surges to the bitcoin spot or even gives Litecoin a run for the money.
Have a good day or night, as the case may be.
Note: This blog has been edited to reflect the comments through August 11, 2017.